BUTLBATL

BUTLBATL

Song: James Taylor- “Heart of Gold”

Friend to nearly all Felines. Throws parties at his colonial federal home/estate. Has an extensive garden that surrounds his property, with a labyrinth that runs above and underground. The labyrinth is so large that it is rumored some guests are still stuck down there, although the amenities down there are so comfortable that some “lost” felines may actually just be in hiding. Communicates via a Virgin Mobile flip phone (Felines have little interest in or use for social media or elaborate social communication devices). Neutrality is central to his personality and his fashion- simple but lux Thom Browne tuxedos and sapphire cuff links shown here. Rarely carries weapons but collects WWII era handguns. There is an abnormal growth on his face that drops down over his back and shoulders, covering his right eye. BUTLBATL has partial control over this growth and often incorporates it into his outfits or uses it to hold coffee or a cigarette. Smokes Nat Shermans. Sees humans as equals. Head growth caused by Matter breaching his cranium and entering into a symbiotic relationship with a fungal parasite.

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