I am what I love. I was built to have the value-driven mindset I am afraid of having. I am a kind of table that never asks permission to be a table. I am one of the happiest tables I…
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As an ordering principle, our compartment worked tirelessly attempting to calibrate the right lickpot conditions conducive to the psychic illusion of tables. Calibration was a laborious process of suitable adjustments made by delicate quibbling and petty bickering. (Quibbling the lickpot…
Comments closedAs an ordering principle, we felt we had been working mainly with appearances of tables, despite being well aware of the fact that tables did not actually manifest. We never saw ourselves as being in the more specialised field of…
Comments closedThou: ’Can I take your name?’ Thee: I want to tell you, and I will. But first, picture this: Oak and vanilla are also facing total disruption. New oaks and vanillas are systematically uprooting the way we do vanillas and…
Comments closedThe dis-regulated wipe-clean surface is capable of feeling more abuse than mass-produced emo-stable tables. Forget calligraphy, even butter knives can easily score deep into its smooth dysphoric surfaces, gutting it open like a lamprey. This table resonates so deeply with…
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Comments closedCommon-or-garden cauterised tables table their reactions based on the instructions they receive from their mise-en-scène. Through tabulation, cauterised tables manifest reactions from a restricted (cauterised) number of reachable outcomes pre-determined by the mise-en-scène system and its actors. A bleeding table,…
Comments closedCrews have been quick to respond with a full range of measures. Following a complaint posted late on Tuesday evening, crews began printing hotel door hangers on Wednesday: Printed door hangers aren’t just for hotels – lots of our community…
Comments closed…the thing was just gone. So he doesn’t come in for about a week. Nothing happened and all he said was he wasn’t riding his bike enough. So when I was next picking some cables I was all ‘are these…
Comments closedStart writing or type / to choose a block. Start here. Okay so, I’ll get t.. hey, hey again everbody, we is back for some more and more. Here, now this is a good one to start with…. Two siblings…
Comments closed“Our Rideau flagship is really the soul of humanity. It’s not actually a retail store… it’s a threshold between utmost gravity and abysmal nothingness.”
Comments closedHey everyone, we’re back. Lightweight, comfortable. Fine robes. Air unfouled. Ready to absorb. OMG! So… I ring up a number sent earlier on WeChat; the call goes dead. Then a few clicks – I do the 2-factor thing. The dial…
Comments closedTABLE MIC: The best thing is…, and this is something I don’t say lightly, the best really is the adversary. Here we have an antagonist that has no perspective, that has no quarry, that is irritating, messy, and that just…
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