the implications of larry

Hi! im back, and feeling very unmotivated 2 make anything lol!

Its been weird, like ive been flOating about not rlly doing anything oopsie… but today is the day i feel ready 2 start writing on my lovely blog again!

Okay wot am i thinkin about 2day ?   ???

Presidential pets:

yea so i was just chillin and lookin at the inauguration of biden and such and he’s bringing his two german shepards major and champ (lol have u heard more American dog names?? ) into the whitehouse. i don’t know if i believe it, it feels like its a ploy 2 humanise polliticians or something, also Donald trump didn’t have a pet at all which sort of makes sense. Im thinkin back 2 that artist in the talbot rice whomst did them large images of the bouquets that were present at super important political decisions and meetings and the presidential pets sort of act in the same way. Like was these pets just like chillin on the floor of the white house when super important and top secret meetings and such took place? eaveesdropping? 

but yea i was like oop thats intereting! wonder if the uk has something like that and they doth, official title:

Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office

which is quite jokes, the current filler of this position is Larry, pictured bellow:

he looks great in this pic! a feline has been appointed in this postion since the 1500s which is quite cool, i love how the government has its own official companion animal. Is he a companion animal to the whole of the united kingdom or just the prime minister? cause thats a lot of mousing to do for one cat i think. Its odd aswell Larry is not aligned to a pollitical party, I wonder if he’d be a tory? I hope not, but i do feel like cats kinda give off tory energy which is unfortunate (although not my cats whomst are staunch leftys).  what do you think? where would cats reside on a political spectrum ? 

anyways I love Larry! i would love to imagine him accidentally knocking coffee all over like some inhuman tory policy and destroy it all so they cant do it any more, or like boris getting so fed up with his hijinks he has no other option but to resign. what do they do if the pm is allergic to cats???? i’d rather have no pm than no chief mouser to be honest. 

ALso really into werewolves atm, gonna do a post about what ive been learning shortly.

Tata 4 now!!

 

jammin.