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Category Prose

A Disruption

Thou: ’Can I take your name?’ Thee: I want to tell you, and I will. But first, picture this: Oak and vanilla are also facing total disruption. New oaks and vanillas are systematically uprooting the way we do vanillas and… Continue Reading →

Inside Table

The dis-regulated wipe-clean surface is capable of feeling more abuse than mass-produced emo-stable tables. Forget calligraphy, even butter knives can easily score deep into its smooth dysphoric surfaces, gutting it open like a lamprey. This table resonates so deeply with… Continue Reading →

This Month’s Fab Fabs*

“they promise a far more heterogeneous range of very drifty UGC”

Occasionally Table

Common-or-garden cauterised tables table their reactions based on the instructions they receive from their mise-en-scène. Through tabulation, cauterised tables manifest reactions from a restricted (cauterised) number of reachable outcomes pre-determined by the mise-en-scène system and its actors. A bleeding table,… Continue Reading →

We shook the points of view of the people who gave us everything

…. why was that so bad; it’s very good really, and this is really exciting. You know, you are having so much fun just living to do things the way you like to do them. You can add really anything… Continue Reading →


Now you’re sure?I feel somewhat certain.Oh, please do forgive me.You’re in error?Terribly decent of you.I should know how!Ah. Heh.YesOf course.I gather…Yes?I must say…Oh?Quite, but I don’t.You’ll stay.I will?Thank you.Abominable.Abominable?I live here!Ah!I was just…You were just?Let’s see, I was just…Oh, oh,… Continue Reading →


signature deathbed lineturning it in, to sharpen and hideefficient setting powder run cryin’smouldering bone-brush, Gyeahwisp of translucent powderatop, transparent puffy ritualsa dry symbol exfoliates a wet word(…let me up)smoky multitasking gazestrokes, resists gold metallic mistfine-tuned, monstrous dewy glowmore than gravity… Continue Reading →


Crews have been quick to respond with a full range of measures. Following a complaint posted late on Tuesday evening, crews began printing hotel door hangers on Wednesday: Printed door hangers aren’t just for hotels – lots of our community… Continue Reading →

Round Table

…the thing was just gone. So he doesn’t come in for about a week. Nothing happened and all he said was he wasn’t riding his bike enough. So when I was next picking some cables I was all ‘are these… Continue Reading →

The Same

Start writing or type / to choose a block. Start here. Okay so, I’ll get t.. hey, hey again everbody, we is back for some more and more. Here, now this is a good one to start with…. Two siblings… Continue Reading →

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