OLD MEN IN A DESERT

 

A bunch of old men in a desert

Spoke of setting it all straight

“The situation is of utmost urgency”

“Yes, indeed” they nodded over tea

 

And biscuits, in their big room

No real doom or gloom

Just old men in fancy suits

Eating at the fruits

 

Of mother nature’s pain

‘Climate finance’ on the agenda

The poor states begging themselves insane:

“Our country will be underwater

 

Please we need some scraps

To move to higher ground”

“The drought cracks

The earth with an eerie sound

 

Please we need the resources

Before we all starve”

A response was out of thin air quickly carved:

Well you see times are hard and scarce,

 

“And what can be done?”

It’s not like they had a solution

Staring them in the face

Glaring at them; a hidden ace

 

“My wife Bethany

Invests in an oil company

We are struggling too,

You know.”

 

“And I am skeptical

Climate change exists at all.”

“I, on the other hand, don’t really care,

I won’t be reelected anyway.”

 

Days of negotiations and deliberation,

Endless rounds of contestation

 

And finally it came:

“We have made a historic breakthrough”

With not a single ounce of shame

“We have solemnly agreed to

 

(Perhaps, maybe, conceivably,

Possibly, presumably,

When-pigs-can-fly and

My granny rises from her grave)

 

Review this revolutionary moment

And (perhaps, maybe, conceivably,

Possibly, presumably-but-not-really)

Act on all our pledges”

 

And so it was

To the sound of cheering and applause

The old men shook each other’s hands

And left the boundless sand.

 

Optimistic but empty words,

And no solutions.

 

But that was not the end

These words did not finish the trend:

Droughts and floods worsened

Skies were painted red

 

Islands faced a watery grave,

Animals perished in droves,

People became refugees,

Then became ill with disease.

 

As the old men sat in their towers

Of paper, ink and ivory

Not a single one did suffer:

Sat there, smoking blissfully.

 

By Emmanuel Kemball