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Month: May 2002

Win Together Lose Together Play Together Stay Together

Published 18th May 2002 by Kneel, Mulholland: Drive!

Win Together Lose Together Play Together Stay Together 28 Leven Street, Tollcross, Edinburgh. Edinburgh’s abysmal lack of independent artist initiatives has been confronted lately with discreet domestic organisations such as Magnifitat, Tag Team Experiment and a spattering of large group…

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Bertrand Lavier, Musée d’Art Moderne de la Ville de Paris, 31st May – 22nd September 2002; Philippe Parreno, Alien Seasons, Musée d’Art Moderne de la Ville de Paris, 31st May – 15th September 2002.

Published 18th May 2002 by Kneel, Mulholland: Drive!

Contemporary French art appears to be on the threshold of crisis, rudely awakened from bureaucratic slumber by the Right who, encouraging debate on museum privatisation, seek to revoke massive increases in state funding introduced in 1982. These attacks on cultural…

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‘Woodwardianism’ Jonathan Owen and Ryan Doolan Previews on Saturday 4th May from 7:30pm Glasgow Project Room

Published 4th May 2002 by Kneel, Mulholland: Drive!

Got a problem? Odds against you? Call 0141 552 1472 Contemptuous, guilt-ridden and disgusted by the treachery and hypocrisy of their profession, Owen and Doolan know how to deal with männliches verbrechen (‘maskulinekrime’) as relentlessly and single-mindedly as a shark.…

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