Thou: ’Can I take your name?’
Thee: I want to tell you, and I will. But first, picture this:
Oak and vanilla are also facing total disruption. New oaks and vanillas are systematically uprooting the way we do vanillas and oaks. I’d like to have a space specifically to consider these disruptive oaks and vanillas, and I’m willing to pay for it.
Thou: ’Okay. Can I take your name?
Thee: You can be a part of the problem, no? Just reaching out to you.
Thou: ’Oh uhu, I can have your name?
Thee: Sure. First, that’ll be 11.99 plus 20% UxP commission.
Thou: ’Can I take your name?’
Thee: So a total of 14.40.
Thou: ’I need to take your name down by hand.’
Thee: Listen, I’m a power lifter. I need to make sure this space I’m looking for is gonna be convenient and come with enough…
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Thou: ’Well. So, I need to take your name first.’
{…}
Thou: ‘Can I get a name?’
Thee: Shhh. I’m staying quiet at the same time as a pet. ……… Kay. (whispering) It’s his first time turkey burger with aioli on.
Thou: ’Okay. Can I take your name?’
Thee: 14.40
Thou: ’Okay’. [scribbles 14.40 on order stub] ’Okay, so that’s a total of 14.40 plus tax. That includes the commission. We don’t take cash.’
