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Neomedievalisms | Goldsmiths, London

Published 16th January 2014 by Kneel, Mulholland: Drive!

The Confraternity of Neoflagellants will be presenting Dark Age Matter as part of the Goldsmiths Art PhD Programme Symposium on Neomedievalisms
27-29th January 2014
Organisers: Roman Vasseur & Alex Pollard
See attached PDF for Outline, Timetable & Venues.
The sessions on Tuesday 28th & Wednesday 29th will be in Studio B, Room 5 at Goldsmiths College.

Jan 16, 2014

Neomedievalisms | Goldsmiths, London / by Kneel, Mulholland: Drive! is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives CC BY-NC-ND 4.0

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